Disclaimer

Yes, I have started a blog. I'm sorry.

I apologise for two reasons.
Reason no.1: The Year of the Blog Onslaught.

Alas, alack, here is another one to add to the ever-increasing pile of blogs that everyone is vaguely aware of but never read. I blame the recession. No one has jobs. Everyone is doing something vaguely interesting like travelling, or being amusingly unemployed and obersvantly watching TV. You know who you are. I'm in the former camp and will at some point in the near future be somewhere that is not England. I don't know where, which adds a piquant hint of suspense to this otherwise aimless 'web-log'.

Reason no.2: Well, It's Just a bit Self-Centred, isn't it?

Anyone writing a blog must be just a teeny tiny bit arrogant, I think. Because you're assuming that people actually want to read about the trivial minutiae of your life; assuming they will be amused by your cliches, witticisms and feeble attempts at stylish writing. How cringe-making. I cannot avoid this; I can only tell you I'm fully aware of the self-centred nature of my blog and hope you'll forgive me.

In conclusion, don't read this blog if you don't want to. Go away and do something purposeful with your time. Play squash. Help a charity. Read something self-improving.
If you do read this blog, thank you for indulging me.